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Team alarmist
Dedication. Expertise. idiocy.
The finest people you'll ever meet unless you're not in prison.
Gary Gulley
Chief Alarmist
Owner, founder. BS Civil Engineering, 1990, Purdue University. Husband to Bridget, father to Gavin and Declan.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Midwest Royalty American Lager
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
Duvel Tripel Hop Citra
Favorite Quote
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't watching you." - Douglas Adams
Chris Deering
Taproom Manager
Used to kick old people out of movie theaters for making out.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Toke Smoked Helles
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
Jester King Figlet
Favorite Quote
"They say worms are dirty, but worms live in the dirt."
Sammy White
Brewery Production Manager
Likes beer. Duh.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Midwest Royalty American Lager
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
Pliny The Elder
Favorite Quote
“Some people can read ‘War and Peace’ and come away thinking it’s a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe." -L. Luthor
Michael Geary
Head Brewer
Talks funny.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Pantsless Pale Ale
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
Forest & Main’s House Lager
Favorite Quote
"Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever" - Michael Scott
Ricky Garcia
Bartender
Plays in a metal band.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Bamberger Rauchbier
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
Metropolitan Microvolt Lager
Favorite Quote
"Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists. Save empty space & you. And you are but a thought."
Kiana Johnson
Bartender/Alarmist Princess
Doesn't usually show up on film.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Lezak by Day
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
OIB's Mango Peach Cushy
Favorite Quote
"I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax." - Barry Bee Benson
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