Team alarmist
Dedication. Expertise. idiocy.
The finest people you'll ever meet unless you're not in prison.
Gary Gulley
Chief Alarmist
Owner, founder. BS Civil Engineering, 1990, Purdue University. Husband to Bridget, father to Gavin and Declan.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Midwest Royalty American Lager
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
Duvel Tripel Hop Citra
Favorite Quote
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't watching you."
Ethan Sommer
Brewery Operations Manager
There's not a pothole he can't find on his bike.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Pantsless American Pale Ale
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
Miller High Life
Favorite Quote
"I'm a big dumb idiot because I didn't submit a quote for the website despite being asked numerous times."
Chris Deering
Taproom Manager
Used to kick old people out of movie theaters for making out.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Toke Smoked Helles
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
Jester King Figlet
Favorite Quote
"They say worms are dirty, but worms live in the dirt."
Jason Frillman
Brewer
Alarmist's token Grateful Dead fan.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Midwest Royalty
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
Michelob Ultra
Favorite Quote
"I don't like quotes."
Nick Welker
Salesperson
Kansas City native, Chiefs fan.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Poppycock English ESB
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
Bell's Two Hearted
Favorite Quote
"If the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'see ya' then the third word will be 'oh my god, my crotch, you've punched me in the crotch." – Perry Cox
Bob Mariner
Head Bartender
Alarmist's only NASCAR fan.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Toke Smoked Helles
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
Busch Light
Favorite Quote
"Raise Hell, Praise Dale!”
Ricky Garcia
Bartender
Plays in a metal band.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Bamberger Rauchbier
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
Metropolitan Microvolt Lager
Favorite Quote
"Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists. Save empty space & you. And you are but a thought."