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Team alarmist

Dedication. Expertise. idiocy.

The finest people you'll ever meet unless you're not in prison. 
Gary Gulley, Chief Alarmist

Gary Gulley

Chief Alarmist

Owner, founder. BS Civil Engineering, 1990, Purdue University. Husband to Bridget, father to Gavin and Declan.

FAVE Alarmist Beer

Midwest Royalty American Lager

FAVE non-Alarmist Beer

Duvel Tripel Hop Citra

Favorite Quote

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't watching you."

Ethan Sommer, Brewery Operations Manager

Ethan Sommer

Brewery Operations Manager

There's not a pothole he can't find on his bike.

FAVE Alarmist Beer

Pantsless American Pale Ale

FAVE non-Alarmist Beer

Miller High Life

Favorite Quote

“Well, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”

Chris Deering, Taproom Manager

Chris Deering

Taproom Manager

Used to kick old people out of movie theaters for making out.

FAVE Alarmist Beer

Toke Smoked Helles

FAVE non-Alarmist Beer

Jester King Figlet

Favorite Quote

"They say worms are dirty, but worms live in the dirt."

Jason Frillman, Brewer

Jason Frillman

Brewer

Alarmist's token Grateful Dead fan.

FAVE Alarmist Beer

Midwest Royalty

FAVE non-Alarmist Beer

Lindemans Cuvée René

Favorite Quote

"I don't like quotes."

Nick Welker, Sales

Nick Welker

Salesperson

Kansas City native, Chiefs fan.

FAVE Alarmist Beer

Poppycock English ESB

FAVE non-Alarmist Beer

Bell's Two Hearted

Favorite Quote

"If the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'see ya' then the third word will be 'oh my god, my crotch, you've punched me in the crotch." – Perry Cox

Ricky Garcia, Bartender

Ricky Garcia

Bartender

Plays in a metal band.

FAVE Alarmist Beer

Bamberger Rauchbier

FAVE non-Alarmist Beer

Metropolitan Microvolt Lager

Favorite Quote

"Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists. Save empty space & you. And you are but a thought."

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