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Our first EVER Oktoberfest will be Sept 13 And Sept 14! Click Link for details.
Also we are now open on Mondays starting Sept 9th! Woot.
Team alarmist
Dedication. Expertise. idiocy.
The finest people you'll ever meet unless you're not in prison.
Gary Gulley
Chief Alarmist
Owner, founder. BS Civil Engineering, 1990, Purdue University. Husband to Bridget, father to Gavin and Declan.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Midwest Royalty American Lager
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
Duvel Tripel Hop Citra
Favorite Quote
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't watching you."
Chris Deering
Taproom Manager
Used to kick old people out of movie theaters for making out.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Toke Smoked Helles
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
Jester King Figlet
Favorite Quote
"They say worms are dirty, but worms live in the dirt."
Dan Flynn
Bartender/Brewer-in-Training
Likes a bit of photography, eh, eh? Say no more.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Simcoe Jus
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA
Favorite Quote
"A man’s got to believe in something so I believe I’ll have a beer."
Sammy White
Brewery Production Manager
Likes beer. Duh.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Midwest Royatly
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
New Glarus Spotted Cow
Favorite Quote
"Don't quote me."
Ricky Garcia
Bartender
Plays in a metal band.
FAVE Alarmist Beer
Bamberger Rauchbier
FAVE non-Alarmist Beer
Metropolitan Microvolt Lager
Favorite Quote
"Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists. Save empty space & you. And you are but a thought."
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